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Do you know any funny jokes?

itachi uchihaitachi uchiha
edited December 1969 in Random Issues
[move][glow=red,2,300]Do you know any funny jokes?[/glow][/move]

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  • Basant TawfikBasant Tawfik
    this was posted before!!!! here is the site to it!!!

    http://tasbeha.org/content/community/index.php?topic=6134.0
  • ilovesaintmarkilovesaintmark
    Why did St. Peter deny Our Lord three times?

    Because He (Christ) cured his mother-in-law (St. Peter's, as mentioned in the Gospel of St. Luke).


    [told to me by a priest]
  • ilovesaintmarkilovesaintmark
    What school do you go to in order to learn how to greet people?

    High (hi) school.


    Told to me by a seven year old child.
  • ZakharyZakhary
    Some man paid a blonde to paint his front porch.  So after two hours she came in

    The man: "Are you done?"
    The blonde: "Yea i even gave it two coats of paint not one. Oh yea and by the way your car is a Mercedes not a Porch"

    I heard mixed opinions on this one, but i thought it was hilarious.
  • ZakharyZakhary
    A Sa3edi came in the Church at the time of the Pauline, when the priest was going around raising incense opposite of the deacon. 
    And out of no where the Sa3edi tackles the deacon and yells "I got him ya abouna!"

    I don't know how funny this one is, but its better in Arabic.
  • abflab91abflab91
    I know a lot of Sexist and racial jokes is it alright if i post them?
  • Unknown
    [quote author=soldier for scetis link=topic=6286.msg83140#msg83140 date=1204280747]
    I know a lot of Sexist and racial jokes is it alright if i post them?

    [glow=red,2,300]No! [/glow] What part of you are a Christian don't you understand? Jokes that are sexist  and racist are against our Christian principle. Anyway it's a coptic forum and I don't think you should be discussing jokes around here (if they haven't got anything to do with religion).
    + Pray for me and accept my appologies if I was a little harsh or offended anybody by having a different view but what is right is always right.
  • minatasgeelminatasgeel
    let's just hope that Iqbal doesn't lock this.....so be carful of what you write... ::)
  • abflab91abflab91
    [quote author=Lost link=topic=6286.msg83148#msg83148 date=1204310873]
    [quote author=soldier for scetis link=topic=6286.msg83140#msg83140 date=1204280747]
    I know a lot of Sexist and racial jokes is it alright if i post them?

    [glow=red,2,300]No! [/glow] What part of you are a Christian don't you understand? Jokes that are sexist  and racist are against our Christian principle. Anyway it's a coptic forum and I don't think you should be discussing jokes around here (if they haven't got anything to do with religion).
    + Pray for me and accept my appologies if I was a little harsh or offended anybody by having a different view but what is right is always right.



    Im sorry, thats y i asked before i posted any. Forgive me and pray for me.
  • Unknown
    Don't worry about it.
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