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Trouble with the Family Cat

Habukuk
edited December 1969 in Random Issues
We are having a problem with the family cat. My cousin went to church for the first time last week, he took communion but didnt swallow. He brought it home with him and fed it to the cat. Now the cat has been acting crazy. My cousin tried to smoke and the cat viciously attacked him and scattered the cigaretes in the mud so they were ruined. Then another time I went to my room and prayed the long hymn evlogimenos and when I got to the "oo-oo" part the cat started meowing as if it was trying to pray with me.  We tried talking to the priest but he thought we were joking. So he gave us some holy water and told us to spray it on the cat. Now its refusing to eat fish on Wednesdays and Fridays. What do we do.

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  • ReturnOrthodoxyReturnOrthodoxy

    We are having a problem with the family cat. My cousin went to church for the first time last week, he took communion but didnt swallow. He brought it home with him and fed it to the cat. Now the cat has been acting crazy. My cousin tried to smoke and the cat viciously attacked him and scattered the cigaretes in the mud so they were ruined. Then another time I went to my room and prayed the long hymn evlogimenos and when I got to the "oo-oo" part the cat started meowing as if it was trying to pray with me.  We tried talking to the priest but he thought we were joking. So he gave us some holy water and told us to spray it on the cat. Now its refusing to eat fish on Wednesdays and Fridays. What do we do.

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    Im sorry. The part about the oo-oo and the part about not eating fish on wednesdays and fridays killed me. I'm sorry, but you have to excuse me for the laughter on this one.

    Ray
  • peter_saadpeter_saad
    This made my day.
  • apceviocapcevioc
    For some reason I kept thinking of the crazy cat on one of the Family Guy episodes that was tossing fire crackers at Peter and his family from the top of the fridge.
  • marmar357marmar357
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    Question: how for God's sake did your cousin gave communion to your cat??? And why?

  • PhanessaPhanessa
    Hhhhhhhh you serious!?!?!?!?!

    Lololololol XD thanks for saying this I'm going to be cracking up through the day now XD

    lol - give him to the church maybe he will feel better there. And good kitty, trying to stop someone from smoking :D Tabacco should only be used in ceremonies - in my culture - which is why they give people disease because they are using them wrong (I'm part Blackfoot - marrying a Copt soon). Lol thanks that was awesome!!
  • alam ala weshak
    wat the hell is this rubbish
  • Faithfull Servant 1
    Is this Legit??
  • ReturnOrthodoxyReturnOrthodoxy
    Can we all just take a moment to remember this post! 
  • [Deleted User]
    haha

    oh my goodness if there was that laughing/crying emoji here I would put like 1000 :D

    was that actually real?
  • joekelinyjoekeliny
    ReturnOrthodoxy said:

    Can we all just take a moment to remember this post! 

    Hahahahaha Ray! Is this the 2 year anniversasry?
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