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thought i would share this with u all Jesus the Lord Our God O so very strong Full of glory beauty and might I try to pray to you every night asking you too have mercy upon me and to bless me and my family asking to bless this country and my church I will always search for you o God whenever the devil is trying to tempt me or take me away from thee for you O lord can protect me for you are O so very strong Full of glory beauty and might and will never be wrong in what you choose for me
i know its kinda corney..I made it up with my Friends Sindy and Laura a while back..lol i'm kinda proud of it!)
Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATANI saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awokewithout kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't evenbless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You areso unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad Iam that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you aremine.Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I stilldon't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hateGod. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store foryou. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to makeyour life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. Thiswill really hurt God.Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your lifewith all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let'sburn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is justa letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS"for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin,you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to takeit's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I neednew blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while underage, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too.Kids are like that.Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would runsomewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bitof life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, butto be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.