So conversations have gotten heavy this past while, and I think it may be a good idea to relax the tone a little, and have some fun. This way, we can speak with others in a non-polemical way. It will be fun.
So any jokes you've heard, bloopers in church, or anything funny, please post it, and lets have some fun. It might be a good idea to see a non-polemical / academic side of other members.
A monk in one of the monasteries I was visiting has invited about 10 boys to serve in the altar with him. The altar is extremely small, so there was only room for 2 deacons to stand around the altar, and 8 were posted against the wall. So Abouna finish saying his part, and he is waiting for the deacons outside to finish their response. Abouna lifts up his hand, looks at the 9 deacons posted against the wall and says, "Menawareen ya gama3!" Needless to say, that was the end of my liturgy.
Another time in the same monastery, there was a bishop present and I was in the altar. I was to say the response of the Bishop. As you know, there is a part which says, "And his partner in the apostolic service/liturgy." Some books say service, and some say liturgy. I accidentally mixed the 2 and said, "His partner in the apostolic surgery."